I CAN’T HANDLE IT
You take me to a ballet!
AND pay for my ticket
And help me find my way home because I don’t understand how to use trains or subways
And then kiss me goodnight
You are perfect for me
SEE, GENTLEMEN? this is how you treat a lady.
I’m superpissed cos the people who were supposed to fix my laptop didn’t fix it, took it apart, and gave it back to me in pieces with all the screws missing.
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
I ran out of snacks and it’s not even 7pm.
I JUST ATE SO MANY CHERRIES
I have no control over my body how was I ever a dancer