sanrio13:

I CAN’T HANDLE IT

You take me to a ballet!
A BALLET
AND pay for my ticket
And help me find my way home because I don’t understand how to use trains or subways
And then kiss me goodnight

Perfect

You are perfect for me

SEE, GENTLEMEN? this is how you treat a lady. 

I’m superpissed cos the people who were supposed to fix my laptop didn’t fix it, took it apart, and gave it back to me in pieces with all the screws missing. 

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

I ran out of snacks and it’s not even 7pm.

I JUST ATE SO MANY CHERRIES

I have no control over my body how was I ever a dancer