I am incredibly angry

why yes, I’m thrilled to be moving out of my childhood home because my scumbag father got arrested, my mom divorced his sorry ass and we can’t afford the house anymore, thanks for asking.

I’m a little less cranky now because the realtor who is our realtor has pasta out for the other realtors to eat and he told me to eat some and it’s REALLY FUCKING GOOD

I need lunch really bad but I can’t use my kitchen WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK